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I Walk It Out The Bank With A lot Of Zeros
That's What My Teachers Call Me Predictions Like They Cleo
So I Did My Dance For 'em
They Make about 40,000
I Do That In A Month I'm No Resorts And Islands
I Make Them Walk It Out Yeah It's Me Again
But I'm With Jones That Phat Stacks And Benjamin
I Roll With Made Men
That Brakes The Stage In
And Keep The Girls Happy
So You all Can Get The Nappy

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4 rottweilers? Um... okay. Good luck, Lucky.

Mechanic Finds Kitten Under Van Hood

"(06-28) 14:36 PDT Tinley Park, Ill. (AP) -- A certain black cat was lucky someone crossed her path. Mechanic Scott Bella, who works at an auto service shop in this south suburb of Chicago, thought he heard a cat's meow coming from a customer's van he was driving on Tuesday. "I asked the woman if she had a cat in her van, and she looked at me like I was crazy," the Wilmington man told the Daily Southtown. When Bella returned to the auto service shop, he lifted the van's hood to find a kitten sitting next to the radiator on the steamy day. Bella said radiators can generate about 350 degrees of heat, but the kitten came out unscathed. So he named her "Lucky." He said he plans to take the kitten home, where he hopes she'll get along with his four Rottweilers."

Dig Down Deep Deep Deep Inside Yourself

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Nacho Vidal (born Ignacio Jordà González December 30, 1973, in Mataró, Catalonia, Spain) is a Spanish pornographic actor. He is a protégé of Rocco Siffredi, who brought him to Hollywood in 1998. Unlike his mentor, Vidal sometimes acts in submissive ways, i.e. being slapped by female actresses during intercourse, a difference that becomes clear in the movie "Rocco Siffredi vs. Nacho Vidal".

After a difficult childhood (the family's finances collapsed following the 1973 oil crisis) and an adolescent flirtation with various drugs, he enlisted in the Spanish Legion in Melilla. Later, he was initiated in the world of pornography at the age of 21 in the room Bagdad of Barcelona, where he proceeded to carry out sexual acts in front of a camera with his girlfriend in order to persuade her to give up her job as a prostitute. There he met the director of the Erotic Film Festival of Barcelona, José María Ponce, who introduced him into the world of pornographic cinematography.

I Love Tom Waits

Google Maps Street View

"Tenderloin Blues"

Charlie's Cameltoes

This just in: R. Kelly is Insane

"Jupiter, Pluto, Venus, and Saturn
I'm leavin Earth, girl, to explore your galaxy
10 to zero, blast off, here we go
We'll be climaxin til we reach Mercury

I guarantee you'll like it, it'll take your breath away
Gonna get you so excited once I taste your Milky Way

So don't trip, I got a giant rocket
Glidin through, just hittin your pocket

I'm about to take over and touch your soul
Once I enter into your black hole

Girl now that you're next to me, we'll be just like satellites
Watching over the Earth, we'll make space our paradise

Girl I promise this will be painless, painless
We'll take a trip to Planet Uranus, anus

Stick a flag on the moon
First couple to ever make love on Planet Neptune

And if time allow us, we'll be gone for hours
I won't stop until I give you meteor showers

So get ready for liftoff babe
You ready? (yes) Hold on to this, here we go
R minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4 3 2 1....
Babe, start our engines
Then blast off!

Oh said it feels so good
When we blast off

And my rocket is so full of fuel baby
Yes it is"

San Francisco Hair Salons with Funny Names

Maneframe

Vertical Clearance

Grateful Head

Hair of the Gods

Mane Attraction

Hair On Hyde

Cowboys And Angels

Notorious For Hair

Blow

Urban Roots

Hair Play

Transformer

Hairdoo Voodoo

Shear Bliss

Blade Runners

Hair Me Out

Only love and then oblivion

This is the nature of empathy, to think oneself into the minds of others. These are the mechanics of compassion: you are under the bedclothes, unable to sleep, and you are crouching in the brushed-steel lavatory at the rear of the plane, whispering a final message to your loved one. There is only that one thing to say, and you say it. All else is pointless. You have very little time before some holy fool, who believes in his place in eternity, kicks in the door, slaps your head and orders you back to your seat. 23C. Here is your seat belt. There is the magazine you were reading before it all began.

The banality of these details might overwhelm you. If you are not already panicking, you are clinging to a shred of hope that the captain, who spoke with such authority as the plane pushed back from the stand, will rise from the floor, his throat uncut, to take the controls...

If the hijackers had been able to imagine themselves into the thoughts and feelings of the passengers, they would have been unable to proceed. It is hard to be cruel once you permit yourself to enter the mind of your victim. Imagining what it is like to be someone other than yourself is at the core of our humanity. It is the essence of compassion, and it is the beginning of morality.

The hijackers used fanatical certainty, misplaced religious faith, and dehumanising hatred to purge themselves of the human instinct for empathy. Among their crimes was a failure of the imagination. As for their victims in the planes and in the towers, in their terror they would not have felt it at the time, but those snatched and anguished assertions of love were their defiance.

Ian McEwan, 2001.
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Greg Valentino: Bodybuilding's Most Hated Man

"Everyone accuses me of Synthol. I don't take Synthol. I was taking propionate and Equipoise into the muscle itself. Synthol just works one way: it stretches the fascia. With Equipoise and propionate you get the double whammy. You get the stretch from the oil plus you get the localized growth from the drugs themselves.

Synthol is like taking oil without the drug. It's like taking dead oil — like buying fake steroids without a drug in there. You can only get so much for Synthol. I've got 27-inch arms, what, you think I have seven inches of oil in there? That would be ridiculous; they wouldn't even look like arms anymore. Listen, I had 21-inch arms before I ever took a steroid in my life."

Al Gore still loves Apple

Rambo IV

"Older and wiser"

Pick your tattoo artist wisely